The Facial Shrine

My, oh my. What do we have here? Looks like another uppity high-class “mainstream” model who can’t pay the bills turning to the one thing a woman can count on to help improve her quality of life – sucking cock. Relax, ladies. You know its the truth. Without a dick to suck you’d still be [...]

Planning on getting married soon? Perhaps this coming spring? Maybe your bride-to-be’s friends have a little bachelorette party lined up for her. Times have changed, my friends. No more can a guy just get a stripper or bang a hooker the night before his wedding, now the ladies are getting in on the act, too. [...]

I’ve come to terms with the fact that Wifey is looking better as she ages, but in this new facial update from Wifey’s World, it appears that her tits are getting bigger as well. Even if I’m wrong, the bitch is definitely one of the hottest cum sluts alive. Get Access To All of Wifey’s [...]

Today is America’s 232nd birthday, and I’m going to help celebrate the only way I know how – by polluting the internet with more cum filled facials from that most American of facial sites, Facial Abuse. To make sure the day is totally disgusting from dawn till dusk, I’ll also be pooping out some pics [...]

Its been a busy Friday here, and its still early. I’ve been looking at facial dvds all morning, and it looks like I’ll be doing the same thing all night. Not a bad job, but my dick’s getting a bit raw, and I need some coffee… Its amazing what some people will do for the [...]

If there’s one thing you can expect from Wifey, its originality. In her latest update at Wifey’s World, Wifey heads to Sharper Image to “test out” a vibrating massage chair. It seems she’s curious how an orgasm would feel while sitting in one of these devices. Looking insanely hot, she plops her sexy ass in [...]

My favourite big titted blonde wife pimps herself out for a bit of hot cosplay in this new facial update from Wifey’s World. In this set Wifey dons a Hallowe’en-esque Vice Squad costume and “busts” a shady character – who ends up busting a nut all over Wifey’s perfect face. Access Wifey’s Full Facial Update [...]

Looking at this recent Facial Abuse update is like looking at a car accident. I can’t help but stare, yet I feel so terribly sorry for the victim. Oh, fuck that. Cheap cocksucking whore Cheyenne gets her throat pumelled until she’s wondering where her God is in this set of pics from the King of [...]

If you’re looking for a reason to visit to the Czech Republic, consider this a brief travelogue. Taylor, pictured below sucking cock and getting a facial in public, is a tour guide in that beautiful city. Like many eastern Europeans, she’s also interested in earning a little extra cash – and she’s crazy about sex. [...]

Damn. After having spent a LOT of time at Amateur Allure recently, I’m seriously considering dropping most of my amateur facial memberships. Take young Drew here. Typical of the girls at Amateur Allure, Drew is young, gorgeous, has a perfect body (just look at that ass!), and sucks cock happily and enthusiastically. Best of all, [...]