Oral

That pretty well sums things up. This dirty piece of work tongues for oil from a hairy black ass before sucking his cock and taking an open-mouth facial. Hey, if you’ve never had your bung tickled by a wet tongue – you’re missing out. After taking the shot to her mouth, the poor horny bitch wraps her lips around his asshole and sucks in a game attempt to get some return attention.

She fails. Screen caps courtesy of Kiss My Crack.

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I admit that ass licking and rimming aren’t everyday kinks – they’re best left for those exceptionally drunk and dirty moments. Kiss My Crack belongs to a network of over fifty adult sites, with full access memberships that start at one dollar. That’s right – a buck.

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I thought I’d close out July with something a little different, and this is just plain weird. With cute young women crawling around on their knees demonstrating their oral sex skills on hard candy pops, Lollypop Blowjobs has a strange erotic appeal. A perfect site for people who like to watch cute young women using their mouths – without having to stare at some guy’s dick.

Screen caps from Nada’s video. Click to enlarge.

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I particularly like the yogourt facials the girls get at the end of their videos. Nice touch.

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Its Tuesday. Its fucking 100 degrees. Canadian Tire just double billed my credit card. I feel like killing someone – but I won’t. Instead, I’m going to post some sick shit. I hope you’ve already ate your dinner…

Seeing that its so fucking hot and I’ve been sitting on my ass all day, I got to thinking that I wouldn’t mind having some bitch suck the little nubbins out of my ass hair. These whores would fit the bill nicely.

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These girls are available at Eat Some Ass. You have to admit that the site has a great name – and they’ve got great content, as well. But whether the girls enjoy it or not, they all end up with their tongues buried deep inside hairy ass and huge loads of cum on their faces.

Porn is meant to be dirty, dammit!

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According to respected news source The Onion, the blowjobless rate in the United States has hit an all-time high. From Labor Secretary Elaine Chao:

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