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Has it been ten years already? Another of my favourite cum sluts hit the one decade online mark this week as Wifey celebrates ten years of taking jizz on her face with a very special - and limited time - offer. From August 22, 2008 to August 24, 2008, Wifey’s World is offering a special introductory membership price of ONLY $9.95 - the same price Wifey’s members paid back in 1998!

This is a HUGE saving over her regular membership access fee, and now is a great time to sign up if you’ve been curious about this busty blonde cum slut. Ten bucks is a great deal for ten years of busty Wifey blowjobs and facials.

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Shit. Its August already. Summer’s half over, but there’s still lots of time for cumsluts like Wifey to enjoy the warm weather. In this update from Wifey’s World, Wifey goes pseudo-coed in a white tank top and short plaid skirt to take a huge cumshot that plasters her face and big ol’ titties in jizz. Wifey as a coed? Yeah, its a bit of a stretch, but this lady looks hot no matter what she’s wearing.

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Wifey’s been using her mouth, hands, and tits to milk cock for over 10 years now, and yet she shows no signs of turning into porcupine. Needless to say (yet I’m saying it anyway), she has tons of original facials and cumshots available to her members.

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Blonde MILF Brooke Tyler has one insane set of tits on her. The fucking things are perfectly round, and her skin is as smooth as silk flawless. She’s got one hell of a plastic surgeon. Look up from her flawless chest, though, and you’ll find the face of a true skank. Not that she’s ugly, but she looks well-worn. This face has been fucked - and its been fucked a lot.

I like dirty girls, though. The following milf facials come from Brooke’s new set at Reality Kings.

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Reality Kings is a collection of twenty-one (maybe twenty-two - I lost count) unique sites that you can access with a single password. The network updates three times each day with fresh hardcore content, and includes full access to popular sites Cum Fiesta, Milf Hunter, Street Blowjobs, and a shitload of others.

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Sometimes it seems I can’t even have a nap without every site on the face of the earth updating. I go through a slow week where not much happens, so I decide to take a bit of time to deal with some “real world” business. I come back and find every fucking site I visit has at least one new update. So, let’s play catch up…

I’m starting with the new update at Cum On Dagny, because its pretty fucking hot.

The chick in the l’il pics below is Mary. Mary is a friend of Dagny’s and works as a personal trainer. Dagny has a home gym setup in her spare bedroom, and hits up Mary for a workout program, diet recommendations, etc. They get that shit together and - of course - Dagny’s fucking husband show up and the following happens. Jeezus…

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This all seems contrived, I know, but this is how Dagny lives her life. I’ve known her for almost ten years (spent about eight of them trying to convince her to move to Toronto…), and the lady is a swinger. She tours the USA getting facials in famous places, gets her friends involved in her lifestyle, invites hot chicks over for her Weekend At Dagny’s series, and posts it all on her site - which has been online since about 1999. Her husband is one lucky fucker.

I’ll settle for her sister.

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Its been awhile since I’ve featured any milf facials at this site, and last night I downloaded a movie called Milf Attack from the HD Movie Club and I figured I plug it here.

Sometimes, when confronted with a massive list of movies to choose from and a boner in your hand, its hard to make a choice. I was browsing the Milf category, saw Milf Attack, and it brought to mind Mars Attacks for some reason. Trust me, the two movies have nothing in common.

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My fucking cable provider charges $10 plus tax for their pay-per-view porn movies - which I can only watch for 24 hours before I have to get another one. Half the time I don’t even get to jerk it to all the scenes before my time runs out. Do the dumb fucks actually think I sit there and watch these films? They don’t offer Tivo, so recording the shit for later viewing is not an option. Besides, ten bucks for ONE video? Give me a break.

So I grabbed a membership at HD Movie Club. It costs me $29.95 a month and there’s no time or download restrictions. As I post this I’m queueing up a few movies to download, and they’ll all be ready by tonight. This is no peer-to-peer crap - downloads are fast. If you’re addicted to porn, I’ve got over 1,800 videos you might be interested in…

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My favourite big titted blonde wife pimps herself out for a bit of hot cosplay in this new facial update from Wifey’s World. In this set Wifey dons a Hallowe’en-esque Vice Squad costume and “busts” a shady character - who ends up busting a nut all over Wifey’s perfect face.

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This lady is gorgeous, and - although she’s actually quite sweet - she looks like the ultimate snobbish, bitchy ice-queen. Its always a pleasure to see that perfect face get plastered with cum and watch the bitch get fucked out of her.

This week I had to take the law into my own hands (along with this crook’s cock I’m afraid!) I was just walking the beat as I’m with the Vice Squad now and answered a call to check out a suspicious house. After going in and questioning the perp, I patted the thug down to make sure he had no weapons. Well, just happened that he had a loaded weapon- my favorite kind!! I took it out of his pants and decided I might need to take back a sample to the lab if you catch my drift. I interrogated this guy while he was buried in my pussy and had him squealing in no time! Wifey to the rescue!!

Sure the setup is a bit hokey but the action is pure Wifey - 100% hot.

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In an ongoing effort to make sure every single person on the face of the earth has every little detail of their private lives and their most intimate moments splashed all over the internet for everyone to see, the “brilliant” minds behind Cum Fiesta have created a shiny new site called See My Wife. Being one who would much rather watch everyday people rut like animals than stare at plastic pornstars, I’m all for this development.

Below you’ll find some screencaps of sexy Joey sucking her hubby’s dick and getting a facial.

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One difference between See My Wife and the 20,000 other sites that allow you to upload pics and vids of your better half taking a load on her face is that See My Wife will actually pay you for your efforts. They’ll cough up up to $500 per picture set and up to $1000 for your private videos (Details here). Alas, the site only accepts legal submissions - so uploading pics of your ex fucking a goat is not allowed.

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Now this is fucking hot! Busty Wifey acts out a sexy French maid fantasy in her latest update, masturbating, getting fucked, sucking cock, and getting facialed in one of her sexiest costumes yet.

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Well, I guess this week I really found out that if you get caught masturbating on your bosses bed you’re gonna have to pay the price. I thought he was out of town and when I was cleaning his house I found his wife’s vibrator in the nightstand. I laid down on the bed and started to satisfy myself because I’ve been so horny lately. Well, I just got started and and was so preoccupied with cumming I didn’t hear him come into the house. I was so embarassed when he walked into the room i couldn’t believe it! I thought he would fire me for sure, but he told me he wouldn’t tell my boss if I wouldn’t tell his wife. He wanted to suck on my big boobs and in the end I let him fuck me. He came like a horse onto my face (my left eye was blurry all day, lol). I climaxed for him afterwards and promised him I’d do that for him everytime I cleaned for him!

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Holly Halston, a prime-time MILF aching to suck and fuck, left her kid’s PTA meeting and came right to the apartment for this Milf Lessons sessions. What you can’t see in these preview pics is how incredibly stacked this woman is. HUGE tits and a big round ass that looks amazing packed into (and out of) her tight blue jeans. What you can tell is that Holly is one mom that loves the cock.

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It never fails. Take some time off work and when you return you’re buried under a massive pile of things to do. It would almost put a damper on a great vacation, except my work involves watching women like Wifey sucking cock. So, before my teen facial weekend gets underway, here’s a quick peek at the latest update from the web’s hottest wife for those of us who prefer our women a little more mature. And top heavy.

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In this update, Wifey takes a trip to her local swimming facility where she ends up sucking the lifeguard’s cock. Ok, lame concept, but the action is fierce as Wifey ends up with a huge load blasted all over her incredible tits and pretty face.

Link: Wifey’s World