The Facial Shrine

Shifting our focus from a site that just recently starting adding facials, to a woman who has made good living taking cum on her face for over ten years, here are a few caps from Wifey’s latest facial update.

Feeling extremely horny after ot having sex for a week (heaven forbid!), Wifey’s libido gets the better of her and she rushes out to meet a fuck partner – who she takes to a cheap motel for a cum dripping tit-fuck and facial session.

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Hi Guys, this week I was so horny from not getting laid recently that I resorted to going to a sleazy hotel to get fucked! I felt kinda cheap and slutty (which I admit to enjoying, lol)

As always, Wifey looks like raw sex in high heels, dressing up like high class ’80s rock slut for this update, her perfect tits prominently displayed. The woman is fantastic and looks better with each passing year.

Like many women as they mature, Wifey also seems to be growing more cum hungry (I never would have thought it possible) with each passing month. She also appears to be putting a lot of effort into making herself as sexually attractive as possible – effort that is paying off. I can barely get through a few minutes of her latest videos with blowing a load. She is that fucking hot.

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Wifey has been on a tear recently, updating Wifey’s World with new facial videos faster than I can post updates. Ok, not exactly, but since she did get me to post about her twice in a row to start the New Year, I wanted a chance to mention updates from a few different facial sites.

But I can’t resist Wifey for long, and here she is at her role-playing, cum-covered finest.

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He came all over my face and I had two orgasms- the second with his spent cock in my mouth and his sperm all over my face!

In this update, Wifey plays a woman at home alone, horny as hell. Masturbating while watching porn, Wifey doesn’t hear her husband enter their house, and a wild fuck session follows. As always, Wifey once again ends up with a massive load of cum covering her gorgeous face.

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I don’t generally like to write about the same thing twice in a row, but then again I have naver been able to resist Wifey. She wanted me to mention that she has a new Christmas themed update at Wifey’s World, and that she also has a special seasonal membership price. For a limited time, this cum-loving buxom blonde milf is charging $14.95 for full access to her site.

That’s fifteen bucks off, so now’s the time to check her out if you’ve been procrastinating.

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I sucked and carressed his cock until he couldn’t hold out any longer, jerking him into my little eggnog glass and then drinking down his thick, stringy sperm! Now that’s a holiday!

As for me, I’m out of here for a few days. Have yourself a safe and happy holiday!

A new update at Wifey’s World finds my favourite facial-loving milf somewhat intoxicated after returning home from a party. Not wanting the night’s fun to end, she proposes a game of Truth or Dare. Being drunk, Wifey finds the “dares” hard to resist, and ends up in a number of sexual situations that she might not participate in if she were sober.

As always, it wraps up with the busty blonde taking a huge shot of cum on her dirty little face.

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All of Wifey’s videos are now available in hi-definition – the quality is so high that her videos actually look about as good as American television’s daytime dramas. Except that Wifey’s show has a lot more cocksucking and cumshots in it.

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Damn! While doing my Halloween updates, I almost forgot about Wifey. So here she is – my favourite facial loving MILF – playing the role of a dirty waitress, serving up more than hors d’ouvres and entrees.

In the “setup” to this shoot, Wifey comes across a broke-ass patron who doesn’t have enough cash to pay his bill. She makes him work it off by licking her asshole – which gets her so worked up she can’t help but put her famous mouth to work and extract a huge, messy “tip” from his huge cock.

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Online for over ten years, Wifey’s World is the original amateur housewife facial site. While she may not be considered an “amateur” anymore, Wifey still shoots all of her own updates – many of which take place in risky, public places and in her own home.

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Its been awhile since Wifey was an internet newsgroup sensation, but the busty blonde housewife is still sucking cock and having cum dumped on her pretty face (and tits) regularly. She might have grown from an adventurous young wife into a mature cum slut over the years, but she’s still gives the best facial on the planet.

Not only does Wifey love to suck cock, she just looks like the type of woman that needs a load dumped on her face. These pics are from her recent 4th Of July Facial update, where she gets a massive mouth blast courtesy of her next-door neighbour.

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How patriotic. Hope she didn’t get any cum on that flag.

Since both our spouses were already at the picnic and we had a few minutes alone we ended up playing around a bit. I sucked him off and he came so hard he nearly knocked my tooth out! What an explosion!

Happy 233rd, my American friends!

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Has it been ten years already? Another of my favourite cum sluts hit the one decade online mark this week as Wifey celebrates ten years of taking jizz on her face with a very special – and limited time – offer. From August 22, 2008 to August 24, 2008, Wifey’s World is offering a special introductory membership price of ONLY $9.95 – the same price Wifey’s members paid back in 1998!

This is a HUGE saving over her regular membership access fee, and now is a great time to sign up if you’ve been curious about this busty blonde cum slut. Ten bucks is a great deal for ten years of busty Wifey blowjobs and facials.

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While looking for facials a little different than the skinny teens and awkward amateurs I’ve been watching (a lot of) recently, I received notice of a couple of new sites from some guys I used to work with. The first site is called Bang A Mommy – a mature facials / hardcore site focusing on busty, full-figured older (but not too old) women servicing fat cock and soaking in huge loads of cum. The other site I’ll talk about tomorrow…

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Being the age that I am, the unending supply of tight-bodied hotties of my younger days are far, far behind me – but I’d be quite happy to partake of the pleasures of any one of these mature cumsluts.

Hey, beggars can’t be choosers.

The site is great, and has a lot of really hot, horny, and enthusiastic mature babes behaving excessively dirty. But Bang A Mommy? The world’s supply of quality domain names must have finally been exhausted. Nice site, though, and you can check it out for a buck.

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They’re old, they’re fat, and they like facials. For reasons I’m not about to divulge, I somehow managed to find myself at a site called Old N Fat Movies.

Fully expecting to be grossed out but unable to turn away (think train wreck), I found myself becoming oddly attracted to these dirty old broads. Kind of like the way I’d become attracted to eating giant cockroaches and dung beetles if I was lost and starving in the jungles of South America.

Watching this old grey-haired granny’s ass jiggle while she gets fucked does kind of give me a little tingle, though.

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It might be the start of a new month, but I’m still mired in sick-shit week – and I think this little update is going to take the cake. The links below lead to pics of Nana Funk, a seventy-two (yes, 72…) year old grandmother sucking cock and getting her tits fucked.

I’m not posting preview images on this page because I don’t want to have to look at them every day. Click a link to view.

If you’re out of your mind, you can see more of Nana Funk by visiting her website. There’s probably video previews and shit there, but I don’t want to see them.

Ok, ok. I’ll post something less revolting later.

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