The Facial Shrine

Dixie Comet is just your average amateur with a stupid stage name, and naive enough to believe that appearing at Facial Abuse would be a good way to jumpstart her new “career”.

For some reason, Dixie thought that working in porn would be an “empowering” (her word) career choice, in that she would be in control.

Shhh… If you listen closely, you might be able to hear me laughing.

Regardless, any thoughts she may have had about her future financial independance were fucked out of her head during the brutal throat fucking she endured, and – just to make things really wierd – she blows her step-daddy a kiss goodbye as her video ends.

Nope. No issues here.

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I’ve got my evening all planned out. Going to have a few beers, work on some sites, and fire up 13 Cum Hungry Cocksuckers. Number four! Two and half hours of familiar and not-so-familiar faces gagging on dick, deep-throating, and swallowing jizz. As Annie Cruz (top pic) has always been a favourite of mine, I have a slim-to-none chance of making it past her segment. But there’s always tomorrow.

See more previews by clicking a pic.

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Hey, grabbing a porn flick on pay-per-view is usually a spur or the moment decision. A decision I often regret after getting billed $9.99 per movie. Fuck that. Plan ahead and save yourself a lot of fucking money. Never pay for hotel porn again – now there’s a budget killer.

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Latina babes geberally come in two flavours; either exceedingly hot, or exceptionally nasty. On this Sunday morning, I have a set of latina facials from porn starlet Cassandra Cruz and Latina Abuse that shouldn’t turn your stomach. I’ll save THAT for later…

Poor uppity Cassandra didn’t seem to enjoy her rough face-fucking nearly as much as I did. Oh, well. Sucks to be her.

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I’ll admit that Latina Abuse has some gut-turning gutter bitches, but when they score a good one, she’s real good. Luckily, access to LA also includes access to Facial Abuse and Ghetto Gaggers, so even their misses aren’t a complete write-off.

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Its not always about the moneyshot where the woman gets her facial; sometimes the journey is just as enjoyable. Which is the main reason God gave them throats – delightfully tight orifices designed to tightly envelope even the smallest cock. The fine collection of gagging, drooling, cock-swallowing ladies pictured below come to us courtesy of Deepthroat Movie Club – and you can watch a shitload of flash deepthroat videos by clicking on any one of them.

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I’ve never been one to brag about the size of my manhood (I hate that fucking word, btw), but even average sized me rarely gets to sample the pleasures of a female throat for more than a second. I mean, gagging the bitch is always fun, but it gets annoying when she stops every few seconds to catch her breath. What’s up with that?

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The following video is a little small and the quality is a bit low, but it clearly demonstrates the amazing deep throat abilities of Cynical Angel. Billing herself as The Queen of Deepthroat, Cynical Angel can take a sixteen inch dildo all the way down her throat.

She is not too shabby at sucking cock, either.

I’m going to hit her up for some better quality content, but in the meantime I have a few more flash videos (higher quality than this one) of this “talented” lady which I’ll get up on the site soon.

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Give yourself the gift of gag this Christmas – because nothing says “I Love You” quite like a fat cock down the gullet. Unfortunately for me, I’m not big enough to choke even a gerbil (that’s ok, I make up for my lack of penis size by driving a Corvette). I have to make do by watching other men getting their dicks swallowed. Sound pathetic? Not really. The huge dicks in these videos scare my wife and it makes her appreciate my non-threatening penis even more.

Here’s the last few deep throat DVDs I’ve downloaded from Monster Movie Pass. Click a box cover for some preview clips.

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And have a great holiday season.

Ruby’s a sexy, all natural amateur with a big mouth you’d think would be able to handle a bit of cock. But – as she finds out in her Throat Jobs appearance – having a big mouth doesn’t mean you won’t gag or squirm while getting your face fucked by a fat cock.

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We’re running off the rails on the Tonsil Train…

With apologies to Ozzy Osbourne, I was going to relax this evening and watch television, but my wife got called into work. Having a few hours to kill, I figured I’d surf some porn – which is what I generally do when I have no T&A close at hand. Yeah, I’m pretty one dimensional.

She’ll be off at 9:30 pm, and afterwards we’ll be sharing some wine and a quiet evening at home. An evening that – if I get her drunk enough – will include a viewing of this soon-to-be-classic deep throat flick. Hopefully she’ll be inspired to work on her technique. Small screencaps and video clip below – the actual movie runs at full screen.

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I love the sound effects… gork gork gork…

The complete vid is almost two hours long, so I haven’t watched it all yet (don’t want to get too worked up) – and I doubt I’ll get through it all later, either. But the action is pretty hot, with slutty looking girls like Gia Paloma, Kelly Wells, Riley Ryder and three others participating in some intense group deep-throat and facial scenes.

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No matter how lousy a week I had, I can always count on Facial Abuse to take my mind off my problems. In this latest update, amazing Asian babe Gaia gets the full humilation treatment. After showing off her perfect body, Gaia sucks two dicks, deep throats until she gags, eats hairy man-ass, masturbates while lying prone and getting her face fucked, choked, slapped, spit on, tit-fucked, fish-hooked, ass-reamed, has a Shop-Rite™ bag put over her head, sucks a foot (?!?), takes a facial, gets spoon-fed cum, and finally is led by a leash attached to a collar around her neck, where she eats jizz out of dog’s dish.

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Whew.

Obviously, I can only show a small sample of low-res pics on this free site. Gaia’s full update has 353 full-sized (1024*683) pics, and over fifty minutes of action-packed, fully downloadable mpeg video. This girl is fucking amazing, and she is constantly fucked, fondled and fingered in her Facial Abuse appearance. There is no filler in this set. Pure hotness from start to finish.

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Latina Abuse is brand new, but there’s already twenty dirty girls inside – and you get complete access to all their other sites, which include the popular Facial Abuse and ebony facial site Ghetto Gaggers.

Vanessa’s update includes 310 hi-res pictures, along with over an hour of video – which you can download in whole or in parts. Most time when you watch a porn movie that long, its filled with boring dialogue and pointless filler (why they even write scripts is beyond me). This slut’s movie is all action from start to finish. She gets severely throat pummeled for a fucking hour!

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