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Has it been ten years already? Another of my favourite cum sluts hit the one decade online mark this week as Wifey celebrates ten years of taking jizz on her face with a very special - and limited time - offer. From August 22, 2008 to August 24, 2008, Wifey’s World is offering a special introductory membership price of ONLY $9.95 - the same price Wifey’s members paid back in 1998!

This is a HUGE saving over her regular membership access fee, and now is a great time to sign up if you’ve been curious about this busty blonde cum slut. Ten bucks is a great deal for ten years of busty Wifey blowjobs and facials.

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Shit. Its August already. Summer’s half over, but there’s still lots of time for cumsluts like Wifey to enjoy the warm weather. In this update from Wifey’s World, Wifey goes pseudo-coed in a white tank top and short plaid skirt to take a huge cumshot that plasters her face and big ol’ titties in jizz. Wifey as a coed? Yeah, its a bit of a stretch, but this lady looks hot no matter what she’s wearing.

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Wifey’s been using her mouth, hands, and tits to milk cock for over 10 years now, and yet she shows no signs of turning into porcupine. Needless to say (yet I’m saying it anyway), she has tons of original facials and cumshots available to her members.

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I’ve come to terms with the fact that Wifey is looking better as she ages, but in this new facial update from Wifey’s World, it appears that her tits are getting bigger as well. Even if I’m wrong, the bitch is definitely one of the hottest cum sluts alive.

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Ok, WTF? Look at the size of those tits. Jeezus.

Even though she’s been online for around ten years now, Wifey has no intentions of giving up her throne as Queen of the Cum Sluts™ anytime soon. She still updates weekly with new pics and vids of her insatiable appetite for giving blowjobs and getting facials, and dammit - she’s just keeps getting hotter.

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The web’s hottest suburban housewife, Dagny, joins a female friend in a messy cum bath of epic proportions in this new facial series posted at her site, Cum On Dagny. This update contains a great double blowjob, hot lesbian action, gag-inducing deep throat, and both women getting drenched in cum.

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Outwardly Dagny looks like any other soccer mom, but get her face to face with a throbbing cock and she turns into the dirtiest cum slut around. She’ll take a load on her face anywhere, and she really enjoys sneaking in a blowjob and a popshot in public places - including some very popular (and populated) tourist destinations.

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Sometimes it seems I can’t even have a nap without every site on the face of the earth updating. I go through a slow week where not much happens, so I decide to take a bit of time to deal with some “real world” business. I come back and find every fucking site I visit has at least one new update. So, let’s play catch up…

I’m starting with the new update at Cum On Dagny, because its pretty fucking hot.

The chick in the l’il pics below is Mary. Mary is a friend of Dagny’s and works as a personal trainer. Dagny has a home gym setup in her spare bedroom, and hits up Mary for a workout program, diet recommendations, etc. They get that shit together and - of course - Dagny’s fucking husband show up and the following happens. Jeezus…

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This all seems contrived, I know, but this is how Dagny lives her life. I’ve known her for almost ten years (spent about eight of them trying to convince her to move to Toronto…), and the lady is a swinger. She tours the USA getting facials in famous places, gets her friends involved in her lifestyle, invites hot chicks over for her Weekend At Dagny’s series, and posts it all on her site - which has been online since about 1999. Her husband is one lucky fucker.

I’ll settle for her sister.

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I have a couple of new updates from Wifeysworld to mention this morning. In the first set, Wifey is having some new carpet installed when she can’t resist the urge to suck some cock. After giving him a fierce blowjob, she gets a load shot into her mouth with overflows and runs down her chin. She looks amazing in this set.

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I ended up on my knees choking on this guy’s huge load, and he ended up leaving one happy little spent customer!

In the previous update (which I forgot to mention earlier this week - oops), Wifey goes back into the vaults to feature a couple of intense cum eating sessions. In the first, Hubby blows a load onto a cupcake for Wifey to eat. In the second “classic” update, he busts his nut into a condom - which Wifey then sucks and eats the cum out of. Very hot.

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Damn. If its Monday, Wifey must be updating Wifey’s World with a new facial set. Ever since they modernized the site, the web’s sexiest housewife has been going on a cocksucking, face creaming rampage. In this update, her husband was away for a week and has just returned home. Uninhibited shenanigans follow - all of which you can watch.

Shit, if I came home to find this bent over and waiting for me I’d probably faint. The woman grows more stunning each day.

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What a mess! He was so pent up his load nearly drowned me lol. What a blast!

Wifey has been online since 1998, and her and hubby have one of the largest collections of private, home-made porn - including facials the likes of which you have never seen - available. While she’s no longer a hot young thing, Wifey is one of the sexiest MILFs around.

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A new facial series has been posted at Cum On Dagny, with Dagny and her friend Amanda sharing a cock. After the girls work Dagny’s hubby into a frenzy, Amanda takes over, laying on her back to get face fucked and receive a huge facial.

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A longtime friend of mine, Dagny continues to produce some of the most stimulating home-shot facials videos available. Whether she’s sucking cock in public or inviting a few close friends over for her “Weekend at Dagny’s” series, all Dagny’s updates are fun, light-hearted, and unrehearsed.

In spite of public perceptions concerning her profession of choice, Dagny is a wonderful, intelligent woman with a great sense of humour and a good spirit. Everything she does is real, which will be evident from the first time you watch her change from a fun-loving housewife into a cum-crazed sex demon.

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If there’s one thing you can expect from Wifey, its originality. In her latest update at Wifey’s World, Wifey heads to Sharper Image to “test out” a vibrating massage chair. It seems she’s curious how an orgasm would feel while sitting in one of these devices. Looking insanely hot, she plops her sexy ass in a top of the line model - right inside the showroom door - and straps herself in for a very intense experience.

While there are no facials in this update, there is one hell of a handjob and cumshot - and Wifey herself looks fucking amazing.

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I climaxed in about 30 seconds it was so intense! Afterwards I jerked the guy off and watched his amazing cumshot fly over his showroom. I gotta get one of those chairs!!

As I mentioned, there are no facials in this update - but Wifey has about ten years of facial archives available for her members so I’m willing to let this one slide. Besides, I can’t get over how amazing she still looks. THIS is the hottest bitch on the internet. The rest are pretenders.

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My favourite big titted blonde wife pimps herself out for a bit of hot cosplay in this new facial update from Wifey’s World. In this set Wifey dons a Hallowe’en-esque Vice Squad costume and “busts” a shady character - who ends up busting a nut all over Wifey’s perfect face.

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This lady is gorgeous, and - although she’s actually quite sweet - she looks like the ultimate snobbish, bitchy ice-queen. Its always a pleasure to see that perfect face get plastered with cum and watch the bitch get fucked out of her.

This week I had to take the law into my own hands (along with this crook’s cock I’m afraid!) I was just walking the beat as I’m with the Vice Squad now and answered a call to check out a suspicious house. After going in and questioning the perp, I patted the thug down to make sure he had no weapons. Well, just happened that he had a loaded weapon- my favorite kind!! I took it out of his pants and decided I might need to take back a sample to the lab if you catch my drift. I interrogated this guy while he was buried in my pussy and had him squealing in no time! Wifey to the rescue!!

Sure the setup is a bit hokey but the action is pure Wifey - 100% hot.

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