Celebrity Facials

Its Monday, time for a little flight of fancy with some new fake celebrity facials – this time starring Hollywood tough girl Michelle Rodriguez. The thirty-two year old star of Machete, Avatar, Lost, and many other big-budget productions makes her Facial Shrine celebrity facial debut thanks to a fan who has a lot of free time.

Hey – the dude put managed to photoshop a bukkake cum funnel around Ms. Rodriguez’s face. That alone is worth the price of admission. Besides, she doesn’t look so tough with cum on her face. Or a cock up her ass.

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I’m not getting into why I’m obsessed with fake celebrity facials, although it probably all started back when I used to steal peaks at my uncle’s High Society magazines.

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Monday’s generally suck, so I’m posting on of my favourite celebrity facial videos of all time. This one isn’t fake, btw.

Severina Vuckovic is a popular Croation pop star and celebrity who – a number of years ago – released a “celebrity sex tape”. I assume she did this to garner some notoriaty and boost her career. Whatever her intentions were, she is one hot bitch.

In this full length video that I’ve featured at The Cum Tube recently, the very hot and cock hungry Severina proves she’s cum obsessed whore. This video is over 11 minutes long.

Not ALL celebrity facials are fake. It just depends on how famous you want your celebs to be. Severina may be popular in a small country and relatively unknown in North America, but the woman makes up for it with sheer sexual enthusiasm.

She gets fucked in every hole, sucks cock, takes dick from ass to mouth, and gets a huge facial after being butt fucked. This is a truly stunning video that beats anything pumped out by the porn factories.

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I’ve no doubt in my mind that sexy Mila Kunis is a wild one in the sack. As wild as the following fake blowjob and facial pictures illustrate? I can only hope so.

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Gorgeous movie star Natalie Portman, star of that shitty Star Wars trilogy, The Black Swan, and a bunch of other movies I didn’t watch, is pregnant (Boo!) newly engaged to be married (Hiss!). What better way to celebrate her lousy decisions than by posting some pictures of sweet Natalie sucking cock, and her pretty face dripping with cum?

There IS no better way, I tells ya.

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Yes, they’re fakes. A shame, I know, but this is as close as I’ll ever get to blowing a load on that pretty face.

The above images are courtesy of Fake Fantasy, a truly twisted site that has a stable of talented degenerates working 24/7 to bring you the most over-the-top fake celebrity facials, hardcore, and nudes. Worth a look.

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Its once again time to revisit one of my most endearing flights of fancy, celebrity cum shots. These are – of course – strategically altered images, but they’re as close as I’ll ever get to seeing celebrities like Angelina Jolie sucking cock or Lindsay Lohan getting a well-deserved cum facial.

The guys who create these fake celebrity cum shots are getting better and better at their “craft” – a lot of images at Fake Fantasy look pretty damned authentic. Click and image for more samples and more cum covered celebs.

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Of course, not everyone likes faked images, so Fake Fantasy also includes access to other, real celebrity sites covering everything from scandal videos, leaked sex tapes, candid paparrazi videos, and homemade celebrity porn.

Not all of the celebrities in the real celebrity sites are as famous as the fakes I’ve posted here, but they’re still damned hot. As you can see in this excerpt from Anna Jamp sex tape.

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This may be more than a little silly, but I like it. The picture below of a somewhat demented looking Sarah Palin with cum dripping out of her mouth was found at Fake Fantasy, my goto place when I need a fucking chuckle.

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Beyond the obviously fake celebrity facials, the site has a huge collection of legit “celeb” sex tapes, fan art, cartoons and nude scenes. Its good for a chuckle, and they also have lots of real celebrity sex and nudity for those times when you don’t feel much like laughing.

If you prefer real celeb facials, check out these clips from Alyson Hannigan’s sex tape.

Up until recently, I never would have posted this Holly Sampson blowjob video under the Celebrity Facials category. First of all, there’s no facial. Secondly, Holly Sampson wasn’t much of a celebrity until she alleged that she had a little tryst with billionaire golf pro Tiger Woods.

I’m not getting into the whole Tiger affair thing, but I though you might like to see one of his alleged harlots in action. Click the image to watch the video, which is in WMV format.

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Holly Sampson had a minor career as a porn star before all this shit hit the fan, and one of the adult sites that she has appeared the most on is Karup’s Older Women, with six full-feature sets (photo and video updates), and three full length hardcore videos.

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Ah, yes, the long rumoured Britney Spears sex tape. You have to be blind not to have seen this puppy coming in the wake of the announced Britney Spears / Kevin Federline pending divorce. Now, I don’t consider either of these people to have a drop of talent in their bodies, but the idiot known as K-Fed has to be a new low in talentless celebrities. There’s a few pics and a video floating around purporting to show Britney Spears sucking cock, but its not her. Its a fake.

SUPERSTAR Britney Spears is facing a mega divorce payout because she did it again and again and again…on a HONEYMOON sex video.

Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and has already been offered £26 MILLION.

A film company wants to make it available online to fans around the world.

One close pal said: “This vid is dynamite and Kev knows it.”

And the News of the World can also reveal that Britney slapped divorce papers on Federline ”who had already been linked with hookers” after she caught him in a bedroom with another woman.

Whether News of the World is a reputable news source is open for debate, but articles about this are also showing up on Google news – so it doesn’t appear to be 100% bullshit. As much as I don’t care about Ms. Spears, I wouldn’t be averse to watching her take load on her dirty, white-trash mug.

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This has nothing to do with facials, but I find it irresistible. The small pic to the left is a close-up of Jessica Biel‘s tongue. Feel free to click it to view a huge version. Nice rack on her, too.

This photo is just begging to be photoshopped.

If you’d like to see more of young Jessica, check out this Google image search.

I never get tired of this video. I’ve been a huge fan of celebrity nudity and celebrity sex for as long as I can remember – from quick glimpses of famous T&A on television growing up (Canadian commercial television has no real censorship. Stations and networks are free to show pretty well whatever they want – including explicit sex), through stealing copies of my uncle’s High Society magazines when he wasn’t looking. It doesn’t matter how dubious the celebrity’s achievements are – as long as she’s famous. And Paris Hilton is very famous now. Here’s some pics of her with a cock in her face waiting for a load of cum.

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The whole Paris Hilton video – or only the more interesting parts can be viewed and enjoyed at Hotel Heiress. If you missed it, now’s a good time to add it to your collection (nudge, nudge). Shit, no matter how annoying Paris is, I’d STILL let her suck my dick. As long as she left as soon as she was finished.

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