The Facial Shrine

This may be more than a little silly, but I like it. The picture below of a somewhat demented looking Sarah Palin with cum dripping out of her mouth was found at Celebrity Worship, my goto place when I need a fucking chuckle.

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Beyond the obviously fake celebrity facials, the site has a huge collection of legit “celeb” sex tapes, fan art, cartoons and nude scenes. Its good for a chuckle, and they also have lots of real celebrity sex and nudity for those times when you don’t feel much like laughing.

If you prefer real celeb facials, check out these three video clips from Alyson Hannigan’s sex tape.

Up until recently, I never would have posted this Holly Sampson blowjob video under the Celebrity Facials category. First of all, there’s no facial. Secondly, Holly Sampson wasn’t much of a celebrity until she alleged that she had a little tryst with billionaire golf pro Tiger Woods.

I’m not getting into the whole Tiger affair thing, but I though you might like to see one of his alleged harlots in action. Click the image to watch the video, which is in WMV format.

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Holly Sampson had a minor career as a porn star before all this shit hit the fan, and one of the adult sites that she has appeared the most on is Karup’s Older Women, with six full-feature sets (photo and video updates), and three full length hardcore videos.

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Ah, yes, the long rumoured Britney Spears sex tape. You have to be blind not to have seen this puppy coming in the wake of the announced Britney Spears / Kevin Federline pending divorce. Now, I don’t consider either of these people to have a drop of talent in their bodies, but the idiot known as K-Fed has to be a new low in talentless celebrities. There’s a few pics and a video floating around purporting to show Britney Spears sucking cock, but its not her. Its a fake.

SUPERSTAR Britney Spears is facing a mega divorce payout because she did it again and again and again…on a HONEYMOON sex video.

Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and has already been offered £26 MILLION.

A film company wants to make it available online to fans around the world.

One close pal said: “This vid is dynamite and Kev knows it.”

And the News of the World can also reveal that Britney slapped divorce papers on Federline ”who had already been linked with hookers” after she caught him in a bedroom with another woman.

Whether News of the World is a reputable news source is open for debate, but articles about this are also showing up on Google news – so it doesn’t appear to be 100% bullshit. As much as I don’t care about Ms. Spears, I wouldn’t be averse to watching her take load on her dirty, white-trash mug.

Related: Britney Spears Fake Facial

This has nothing to do with facials, but I find it irresistible. The small pic to the left is a close-up of Jessica Biel’s tongue. Feel free to click it to view a huge version. Nice rack on her, too.

This photo is just begging to be photoshopped.

If you’d like to see more of young Jessica, check out this Google image search.

I never get tired of this video. I’ve been a huge fan of celebrity nudity and celebrity sex for as long as I can remember – from quick glimpses of famous T&A on television growing up (Canadian commercial television has no real censorship. Stations and networks are free to show pretty well whatever they want – including explicit sex), through stealing copies of my uncle’s High Society magazines when he wasn’t looking. It doesn’t matter how dubious the celebrity’s achievements are – as long as she’s famous. And Paris Hilton is very famous now. Here’s some pics of her with a cock in her face waiting for a load of cum.

Watch The Full Video of Paris Hilton Sucking Cock

The whole Paris Hilton video – or only the more interesting parts can be viewed and enjoyed at Hotel Heiress. If you missed it, now’s a good time to add it to your collection (nudge, nudge). Shit, no matter how annoying Paris is, I’d STILL let her suck my dick. As long as she left as soon as she was finished.

Watch The Complete Paris Hilton Hardcore Porn Video

This pic of Anna Kournikova getting a facial was sent to my inbox today and – while I don’t generally post pics that are emailed to me – I couldn’t resist posting it. I had to trim it down to fit this page, but the full-sized version is pretty damn nice. Yes, I know its a fake.

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Even though IT IS a fake, I still get a thrill seeing famous faces covered in cum or being punctured by cock.

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Simply enough, a picture of rapper and felon Lil Kim with a cock in her mouth and cum on her face. Obviously not a REAL pic – because she’s not actually this good looking – but I can’t resist a good celebrity fake.

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See your favourite celebrities the way you’ve only imagined up till now. Hotties like Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz and 100s more get the hardcore treatment at Celebrity Worship – the web’s largest collection of celebrity fakes and facials.

And for fans of real celebrity sex tapes and scandal videos, this site is hard to beat: Celebrities On Net

Yes? No? Maybe? Only her publicist knows for sure. To help kick off your Halloween, I offer up this pic of Jessica Alba taking a facial from three lucky guys

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I read about this in The National Enquirer, so it must be true! Regardless, if you’re a fan of hot celebs being brought down to the level of commom gutter sluts, Celebrity Worship is right up your old address.

From real celebrity nudes and sex scandals, to Jennifer Aniston taking a thick one up the ass and Jessica Alba getting cum shot on her face, you won’t have any idea WHAT’S real by the time you’re done browsing this site – but you’ll love every minute of it!

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