Cum Facials for March, 2008

I was watching television earlier today and nodded off. Television has a habit of doing that to me. A couple hours after dozing off the phone rings, waking me up. I didn’t get out of bed in time to answer it, but with the intention of freshening myself up and getting started on the weekend’s updates I dragged myself to my feet – and was overcome by an intense feeling of nauseousness.

I have no idea where this came from, as I felt fine when I crawled into bed. As soon as I attempted to get out of bed, though, the room started spinning. My insides felt as if they were composed of a vile, burning liquid, and an uncontrollable gag reflex hit me every time I attempted to stand upright.

Now I know how the girls feel during a Facial Abuse shoot…

Fearing the worst, I ran to the bathroom – not knowing which orifice would betray me first. Unfortunately (for me) nothing happened. I sat on the toilet, doubling over as my stomach muscles clenched painfully. Dry-heaving as the gag reflex hit me again and again, I tried to maintain my balance as the bathroom spun around me. I was freezing cold, yet I was sweating.

Three hours have passed since this episode began and – although I think (hope) that the more violent symptoms have passed – I still feel like crap. I’m not going to hazard a guess as to what may have brought this on, but I don’t think it was anything I ate. I also won’t accuse anyone of poisoning me. Yet. Hopefully I’ll be able to sit here and think straight long enough to get a gallery or a couple of movies posted tonight, but until then…

…I’ve been reading a webmaster forum in between bathroom runs. There’s a bit of drama going on that I won’t get into here because its all hearsay. The main protaganist and drama starter is a raving lunatic (personal opinion), and he seems to have a hardon for adult male performer Christian. Now, I know neither of these people, but every post this idiot makes against Christian makes Christian appear smarter and more reasonable, while the poster comes off looking more and more like a complete fool. Its all quite entertaining – and its helping to distract me from my current state of discomfort.

In his (barely coherent) first post on the webmaster board, the drama queen includes a link to Christian’s personal blog , Christian Sings The Blues. Very well written and humourous, Christian Sings The Blues is an entertaining and intelligent look into the life of a popular male adult film performer. It also has some nice pics of the hot girls he’s banged, and details on how said banging progressed. If you’re just aimlessly surfing the web this Friday night (like me, sob ), take a minute or to to check it out.

Link: Christain Sings The Blues

Ok, so she just just turned twenty, so Nadia from Amateur Allure is not technically a teen. She IS about as close as your going to get from a medium that’s known for its outrageous claims. I’ve seen sites calling women in their fucking thirties teens, so Nadia is about as fresh a girl as you’re going to get from a legal adult site.

I also want to make up for my previous two posts, which contained content that was somewhat repugnant. Following, please find eight pictures of lovely twenty year old Nadia from a recent appearance at Amateur Allure.

Nadia from Amateur Allure. Click a pic to view a larger version.


Download Nadia’s Full Video & Complete Picture Gallery

Amateur Allure is an honest, straight-forward adult website lacking in bullshit and pretension. It is what it is. What it IS is a site filled with some of the most attractive young women online, all of whom have a great time and are in excellent humour while they give (often multiple) blowjobs. Every girl at Amateur Allure swallows besides getting a facial, and many of them keep their clothes on while they’re sucking cock. A big turn-on for me, btw.

The quality of their video and their photography – not to mention their models – is second to none. Oh, they do have real (although legal-age) teens as well.

See The Hottest Teens Getting Facials & Swallowing at Amateur Allure

I hadn’t planned on updating until tomorrow, but my (drunk) better half is working on her sites and she keeps bugging me. In an effort to shut her up and get back to watching television, I’m posting a small set of pics of Makalie from Amateur Allure. Scroll down to see my pics, or visit amateur Makalie to see her update.

See Makalie’s Complete Video

I’m going back to my television and my beer. I’d probably be more enthusiastic about Makalie if I wasn’t interrupted by a drunk woman who’ll pass out before she puts out, but that’s what porn’s for. Missed the end of my program, too. Shit.

Access Makalie’s Full Facial Update at Amateur Allure

Big batch of amateur facials and cum swallowing updates from Amateur Allure today – all of which I’ll be featuring in more depth at our sister site Facial Amateurs over the next short while. Pictured below, from the top left, is: Angelica, Gerri, Lailani, Lane, Makalie, and Nadia. Gorgeous babes all. Particularly Makalie (bottom left pic).

Get Full Access To All These Girls’ Videos

Amateur Allure is a very picky site – they prefer to feature stunning young women instead of blindly following some forced update schedule. While a new girl is generally added every week or so, they won’t plaster just any cocksucker at their site. These girls are all hot.

See Who’s New at Amateur Allure

I’ve got a smattering of cum covered faces for you this Monday, and an offer from brand new site Sinful Facials. The facial pics below link to a page that has five streaming flash videos of numerous girls getting their faces painted.

Watch The Streaming Flash Facial Videos

Sinful Facials – like I said – is brand new (just launched March 1st), but is run by a company that’s been around for longer than The Facial Shrine has. The site has full DVDs available, and you can search by studio, actresses, or scene. The movies can be downloaded to you computer or streamed via Flash (a la Youtube) in your browser, and they have versions for your iPod and PSP if you like to freak out people on your commute to work. There’s no DRM bullshit, so once you get a film its your to keep. Forever.

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