Christian Sings The Blues
I was watching television earlier today and nodded off. Television has a habit of doing that to me. A couple hours after dozing off the phone rings, waking me up. I didn’t get out of bed in time to answer it, but with the intention of freshening myself up and getting started on the weekend’s updates I dragged myself to my feet - and was overcome by an intense feeling of nauseousness.
I have no idea where this came from, as I felt fine when I crawled into bed. As soon as I attempted to get out of bed, though, the room started spinning. My insides felt as if they were composed of a vile, burning liquid, and an uncontrollable gag reflex hit me every time I attempted to stand upright.
Now I know how the girls feel during a Facial Abuse shoot…
Fearing the worst, I ran to the bathroom - not knowing which orifice would betray me first. Unfortunately (for me) nothing happened. I sat on the toilet, doubling over as my stomach muscles clenched painfully. Dry-heaving as the gag reflex hit me again and again, I tried to maintain my balance as the bathroom spun around me. I was freezing cold, yet I was sweating.
Three hours have passed since this episode began and - although I think (hope) that the more violent symptoms have passed - I still feel like crap. I’m not going to hazard a guess as to what may have brought this on, but I don’t think it was anything I ate. I also won’t accuse anyone of poisoning me. Yet. Hopefully I’ll be able to sit here and think straight long enough to get a gallery or a couple of movies posted tonight, but until then…
…I’ve been reading a webmaster forum in between bathroom runs. There’s a bit of drama going on that I won’t get into here because its all hearsay. The main protaganist and drama starter is a raving lunatic (personal opinion), and he seems to have a hardon for adult male performer Christian. Now, I know neither of these people, but every post this idiot makes against Christian makes Christian appear smarter and more reasonable, while the poster comes off looking more and more like a complete fool. Its all quite entertaining - and its helping to distract me from my current state of discomfort.
In his (barely coherent) first post on the webmaster board, the drama queen includes a link to Christian’s personal blog , Christian Sings The Blues. Very well written and humourous, Christian Sings The Blues is an entertaining and intelligent look into the life of a popular male adult film performer. It also has some nice pics of the hot girls he’s banged, and details on how said banging progressed. If you’re just aimlessly surfing the web this Friday night (like me, sob ), take a minute or to to check it out.
