The Facial Shrine

I thought MY Christmas was pretty good, but I got nothing on Santa. In her latest update from Wifey’s World, Wifey puts on a hot Mrs. Claus costume to give Santa the treat of a lifetime. I would hit this six ways to Sunday…

Watch Mrs. Claus Take A Facial From Santa. Ho! Ho! Ho!

This week I wore my Mrs Claus outfit to be festive and ended up on the naughty list! Good thing for me it was a GOOD naughty list, and the “punishment” was my favorite kind- a hard COCK!

For a larger version of the above collage, click here. I’m sure Wifey’s got something special planned for New Year’s Eve, as well

Enjoy the holiday season, and I’ll be back with regular updates in the new year - although I reserve the right to post before then. Have fun, be safe - and I’ll see you soon!

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She’s not going to make anyone feel very threatened, but Wifey gets all retro-gangster for her latest update. Donning a pinstripe jumpsuit that shows miles of cleavage, Wifey uses her mouth and body to please the Godfather. A tasty bit of fantasy play that ends up with the big titted wife almost getting her eyes glued shut with cum.

See Gangster Wifey Take A Huge Load In Her Eyes

Give yourself the gift of gag this Christmas - because nothing says “I Love You” quite like a fat cock down the gullet. Unfortunately for me, I’m not big enough to choke even a gerbil (that’s ok, I make up for my lack of penis size by driving a Corvette). I have to make do by watching other men getting their dicks swallowed. Sound pathetic? Not really. The huge dicks in these videos scare my wife and it makes her appreciate my non-threatening penis even more.

Here’s the last few deep throat DVDs I’ve downloaded from Monster Movie Pass. Click a box cover for some preview clips.

Monster Movie Pass is basically an online video store, with full length DVDs from the most popular adult studios. They currently have over 1,100 movies (2,400GB!) to download, and you pay a single price for access to them all. So instead of paying $20 per video, you can pick and choose all you want for $29.95. The number of vids you can score only depends on the speed of your connection.

There’s more than just deepthroat videos, they cover almost everything you might want to see. With access starting at $4.95 (although the best deal is the six month membership for $74.88), you’ll never have to leave your home again.

And its a hell of a lot cheaper than paying your cable company $9.00 per flick. Now THAT’S a ripoff.

Links: Browse All DVDs or Get Instant Access For $4.95

And have a great holiday season.

Oh, fuck. Merry Christmas to me. I’m in love. Again. The perfect, beautiful, busty dream girl pictured below is Nicole Graves, the latest stunner to make an appearance at Amateur Allure. Not only is Nicole a breathtaking beauty, the woman is a frothy little sex weasel. After giving some of the hottest head I’ve witnessed, Nicole takes two loads, one which she seductively eats off her hand.

Access Nicole’s Blowjob and Cum Swallowing Videos

Click here for a larger version of Nicole’s montage.

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is a big box of tissues.

Sincerely,
garce

I’ve said it a million times before - if you’re looking for the hottest girls sucking cock, getting facials, and swallowing cum - the only site you need is Amateur Allure. Bar none, they have the best quality pics and videos, and there is not a single ugly girl on the site.

Amateur Allure - Where Nice Girls Come To Swallow Cum

As you can probably tell by my recent posts, I’ve been on a bit of an ass kick lately. You have my wife to thank for that, btw. So I’m watching ass fucking vids at Anal Hell - in high definition, no less (WMV-HD, 2000kb/s, 1280 x 720, 16:9 aspect ratio) - and I’m taking screencaps of some blondie screaming in pleasure while getting butt-stuffed by a huge cock, when I think, ENOUGH! Time to get back to the facials. In this case, high-definition teen facials.

Watch a WMV-HD Teen Facials Preview Video

The actual videos DO NOT have that annoying writing on them, and they are a lot better quality. Click a pic to see the free clip.

You’re going to need a fairly robust internet connection to watch these monsters. Even though there are low-res clips available to check out the scenes, you’d be subscribing to this site for the HD experience. I shit you not - its almost like sitting in a movie theatre while watching the full-sized videos.

BTW - you get access to the HD ass fucking site, too. If you click on the “Get Instant Access” link, you can scroll down and check out all of the sites included in the deal.

High Definition Teen Facial Movies

You love ass, you love pussy, you love cumshots. You’ll love this clip - and the site its from. Its not a facial, but variety is the spice of life. Besides, her face… her ass… what’s the difference? Consider this clip to be a part of my anal obsession this month. Click the thumb to watch.

Download The Full Length Video

The video is taken from the DVD Internal Cumbustion 2, which is available to download at Gooey Holes - where you can take the site for a spin for as little as one dollar for three days access.

More Anal & Vaginal Cream Pie Videos

POV stands for Point of View, as in all these pics (and their related movies) are shot as if you are there, looking down at the girl while she sucks your cock. If you’ve never watched porn like this before, its a pretty immersive experience. The girl pictured at left is named Veronica, and you can check out her gallery by clicking her pic or the link at the bottom of this post.

Virtual Chicks not only films the girls from your perspective, they let you control what the girl does. Make her suck your cock, eat your load, grope her pussy, have her try to fuck (or swallow) a massive 60 inch dildo - the choice is all yours. If you’re interested, you can test drive the site for three days for a buck, or try it out for seven days for $4.88. A good price for a week’s worth of porn.

Link: POV Facials Gallery
Link: See More Girls and Get Instant Access For One Dollar

First off, ATM City 2 has nothing to do with automated tellers. You see, last week I was doing some nasty things to my wife’s bunghole, and the horny bitch was begging me to fuck her up the ass.

Begging for it.

We were both a bit drunk (hammered, actually), and it never came to be, but I’m going to try again tonight. I’m fucking persistant, and she has a great ass. To set the mood, I download ATM City 2, a particulary dirty bit of smut that features 140 minutes of ass pounding and facials. Its a bit of a download, but if you’ve got broadband you might as well use it.

Preview ATM City 2 (5 Free Clips)

Don’t worry, ladies, I won’t just be mercilessly ramming my cock up her ass. No ma’am. I’ll bury my smooth-shaved face between her big cheeks and give that tight little brown hole a nice fucking licking first.

Click one of the pics to preview ATM City 2, browse the other 1,100 plus DVDs available for download, or join now for instant access. Memberships start at only $4.95. Worth every damned penny, and its a lot cheaper than the fucking cable company.

I’ve uploaded a couple of 16 pic galleries, one featuring cute brunette Lucy sucking cock and taking a facial in public, the other with a hot Latina tramp giving a blowjob and swallowing cum.

Public facial gallery
Cum swallowing gallery

Click the links to view ‘em.

Wifey was one of the first women I became aware of on the internet - this would be around 1996 or so - when she used to upload her pics to usenet groups. She still holds a special place in my heart pants. In this update, Wifey goes low rent and has dirty sex in a cheap hotel.

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Oh. My. God. Nobody can fill out a teddy like this woman.

Something about a seedy hotel really gets me hot and bothered! After heading over to a local porn shop to pick up some slutty outfits and a few dildoes and toys, we headed over to a little motel where I got to show off all my new goodies Do you like my new teddy? Felt like my huge boobs were going to pop right out of it (which they soon did- right into my husband’s mouth, lol). I got up and rode his cock and got to climax twice. He got so hot he literally showered my face and hair with a heavy load. I HAD to cum again after that, with his sticky wad all over my face. Damn it was nasty!

If you’ve never experienced this woman, you ARE missing out. She was one of the first hardcore cumsluts to put her life on-line, and (to me) she’s still the hottest thing to take a load on her face. Wifey always puts on a great show

Link: Wifeysworld - Over eight years of facials from the web’s hottest cumslut.