Britney Spears Sex Tape

Ah, yes, the long rumoured Britney Spears sex tape. You have to be blind not to have seen this puppy coming in the wake of the announced Britney Spears / Kevin Federline pending divorce. Now, I don’t consider either of these people to have a drop of talent in their bodies, but the idiot known as K-Fed has to be a new low in talentless celebrities. There’s a few pics and a video floating around purporting to show Britney Spears sucking cock, but its not her. Its a fake.

SUPERSTAR Britney Spears is facing a mega divorce payout because she did it again and again and again…on a HONEYMOON sex video.

Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and has already been offered £26 MILLION.

A film company wants to make it available online to fans around the world.

One close pal said: “This vid is dynamite and Kev knows it.”

And the News of the World can also reveal that Britney slapped divorce papers on Federline ”who had already been linked with hookers” after she caught him in a bedroom with another woman.

Whether News of the World is a reputable news source is open for debate, but articles about this are also showing up on Google news – so it doesn’t appear to be 100% bullshit. As much as I don’t care about Ms. Spears, I wouldn’t be averse to watching her take load on her dirty, white-trash mug.

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