Cum Facials for November, 2006

This is nuts. The dirty little blonde pictured below is Jamie Elle, and I’ve never seen a girl make this big a mess when she cums before. An incredible amount of juice squirts out of her pussy at the moment of orgasm. The pics (reduced in size here to fit the page) don’t really do this cum slut justice. You have got to see her in action to appreciate the force of her ejaculate.

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Yes, I’m getting off topic a bit recently, but I fell like mixing things up – and I’m horny for really, really wet pussy. See Her Squirt has some of the most outrageous female orgasms ever, combined with sloppy facial finishes. The best of both worlds – PLUS you get access to another 20 original adult sites if you decide to join.

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Considering my current situation, this is probably the only action I’ll be getting in the near future.

Virtual Hottie 2 are gorgeous 3D animated women that you configure and control. You can customize them out the wazoo – hair, breast size, skin tone, clothes, etc. – then have your way with them, virtually. The girls are always ready to perform a huge variety of sex acts with each other and your well-endowned male avatar, and can be slutted up in a wide variety of slutty clothes and fucked in realistic enironments.

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Oh yes, there will be threesomes. Virtual Hottie 2 is the only 3D sex simulator that features threeway action. Click one of the pics for a gallery of hi-res screenshots. The girls look great, and the sex is very realistic. They just need some way to facilitate hands free viewing.

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This is what I like. Girls sucking cock and drinking shots of cum. I just got off the phone with my wife, and we’re going out for a few drinks. Ok, a LOT of drinks. Personally, I’m getting fucking hammered. You wacky Americans can go nuts with your shopping, I’ll be sticking to drinking. Jack Daniel’s.

No matter how much booze I manage to get down my wife’s throat, I doubt I’ll be seeing any action like this:

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Which is exactly the reason Al Gore inented the internet – so poor, slut-deprived chumps like me can watch how real women treat their men. Like Kings, dammit!

Swallow my seed, wench! And make me a sandwich!

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Wifey at a ski lodge in high heels and with her ass up in the air. What more could you want? A blowjob? Why the hell not…

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More dangerous adventures in this update as Wifey gets fucked in a hallway and gets naked in the arcade room. Things gets real interesting in the waiting area, as Wifey jerks a guy off onto a glass table and licks up the cum.

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Blonde Renee – new this week at Facial Abuse – starts off all chipper and perky. See that chipper and perky are extremely annoying personality traits, the boys lay into her without mercy, putting the poor tramp through a throat-fucking, double-penetration gang-bang that she’ll be able to tell her grandkids about.

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Rapidly approaching legendary status (Facial Abuse is the single most searched for facial site on the internet), the twisted genius behind FA isn’t content to just offer you their exclusive deep-throat, facial, and DP movies. Ensuring you get the most bang for your buck, my good friend Duke Skywalker includes full access to all of his one of a kind sites with every membership sold.

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This is crazy messy shit. Aurora Snow has caught on to the technique of squirting. Apparently it has nothing to do with the size of the dick, its all about hitting the right spot. Regardless, by the time this chick is facialed, the bed she’s on is a soaking wet mess.

You may be tempted to bury your face between Aurora’s thighs, but this pussy is armed and dangerous! Watch Aurora’s incredible gushing cunt in her free squirting pussy video.

What would it be like to have your face in her muff when it goes off?

Aurora is another women (like my wife) who finds it incredibly funny when she orgasms. I’d find it funnier if she blew that juice all over buddy’s face.


Lots of previews of uncontrollable, explosive female orgasms (and facials).

It all wraps up with Aurora taking a load in her mouth, courtesy of a dripping wet cock.

Everyone makes a mess and gets hosed down and soaked at See Her Squirt.

Some of these girls have to be seen to be believed. Although The Facial Shrine is all about facial cumshots, I’d love to see two girls blasting their juice onto each other’s face and into their mouths. Complete mayhem!

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I always thought Asian girls were petite and reserved. Small hands, small breasts, little mouths, little asses… tight little sideways pussies (joking!) – quiet and shy, etc. While Lana Croft is fairly fucking tiny, she’s got one big cock-gobbling mouth – and there is nothing shy about her. This babe sucks dick like a madwoman!

This would almost look painful if I didn’t know better. Suck it, Lana!

Lana hauls on cock like a Hoover in her Asian cocksucker movies.

Yes, there is a God, and He built Lana to suck cock.


She’s sucking the damned thing so hard she’s making my balls tingle.

I don’t know how the crazy cross-eyed bastard managed to miss her huge, gaping pie hole.


Watch Lana Croft and other Oriental cocksuckers gobble dick and get their Asian faces plastered with sticky white jizz.

That pretty well sums things up. This dirty piece of work tongues for oil from a hairy black ass before sucking his cock and taking an open-mouth facial. Hey, if you’ve never had your bung tickled by a wet tongue – you’re missing out. After taking the shot to her mouth, the poor horny bitch wraps her lips around his asshole and sucks in a game attempt to get some return attention.

She fails. Screen caps courtesy of Kiss My Crack.

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Sperm Suckers has been updated with a series from busty Oriental cum swallower Gaia – whom I recently featured in my Abused Asian Cum Eater post, as well as my facial abuse update site Cum Facial Shot. The chick is wild, has an amazing body, and is a pig for cum. In this set, Gaia gives an Asian massage – complete with happy ending – to two men, swallowing the evidence when she’s done.

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If you’re looking for a reason to visit to the Czech Republic, consider this a brief travelogue. Taylor, pictured below sucking cock and getting a facial in public, is a tour guide in that beautiful city. Like many eastern Europeans, she’s also interested in earning a little extra cash – and she’s crazy about sex.

While giving a private tour of Prague, Taylor agrees to give a blowjob while still in the car, then heads out into an open park to finish off the job in the fresh fall air. Son of a bitch. Click the thumbs for a larger version.

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