My Fucking Glasses
Fucking things broke on me Sunday and – as I need a new prescription anyway – I need to see my optometrist. The bad news is I’m not going until next Tuesday, so I’m spending this week in a fog. It starts out ok, but by nighttime I’m all but blind.
Never get old if you can help it – and don’t stare at the computer monitor twelve hours a day. Let’s see, I’m half blind and my tendons are so degraded I can barely hold a cup of coffee. At least I get to look at girls sucking cock all day. Until they get too blurry…
In the following movie gallery, Kelly – who’s glasses aren’t broken – takes a load of jizz on her face. Courtesy of Jizz On My Glasses.
Update July 15, 2006: I got them fixed.
