Free Facial Movies for Monday
Its Monday and the weather is fantastic for a January day, but I’m stuck inside here looking at porn (a tiny violin plays in the background) and updating websites. By the time I’m done its supposed to start raining - and it’ll be dark out to boot.
Shit.
In a weak attempt to get you to stay indoors and miss this glorious day (misery loves company), I’ve set up a deal with Cumshot Cinema offering free lifetime memberships. Click a pic on this page and enter your info to receive instant access to over 1000 hours of DVD and downloadable facial videos.
Sit inside all day downloading porn to burn to DVD so you can watch it when your wife is away or has a headache or is tired or is on the rag! Which is everyday for me. Especially Mondays…
Hey, I can’t do any better than free, for chrissakes.
