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Now THIS is MY type of woman. Voted Pittsburgh’s biggest cumslut for five years running, Horny Heather re-introduced herself to me by starting her email off by saying

Condoms are only good for
catching cum so I can drink it…

How could I NOT fall in love?

Not only is Heather a certified cum slut (she’s got fucking awards, dammit!) she is going out of her way to maintain her sluttiness by wanting to taste the cum of as many different men as possible. Right now, she’s at the top of my list for Dirty Slut of the Year, and I wish she’d give my wife a few tips. Not too many, mind you - a few will do.

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Happy Halloween, everyone. Keep it safe, drink responsibly, and watch out for the little ones.

Yes? No? Maybe? Only her publicist knows for sure. To help kick off your Halloween, I offer up this pic of Jessica Alba taking a facial from three lucky guys

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Here’s a Halloween treat for you that doesn’t involve tricks, costumes or makeup. Identical twins Cali and Cherish suck off two men, swap cocks, and take facials on their cute, identical faces. I’ve featured these blondes before, but I have a thing for sisters. Here they are again, courtesy of Sucking The Big One.

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That’s just fucking sick, but I like it.

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Not being a woman, I can’t see the attraction in having something that big repeatedly shoved in me, but watching a slim white woman scream for mercy while some hefty black stud rearranges her reproductive and digestive organs does have a perverse attraction to it.

The poor broad seems satisfied enough when its all over, but then again she might just be happy to have survived.

Warning : There are comments made in this video that may be considered racist and therefore be offensive to some viewers.

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Cora meets our hero outside of a scooter store in a small plaza, and they retire to a shaded area for a bit of cocksucking and face painting. Click the pic for the movies.

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Michelle is a young exotic beauty who really gets into her first hard-core porn shoot. She smiles a lot, chats pleasantly, screams when she’s fucked and sucks cock like a seasoned pro. The part that’ll make you blow your nut, though, comes when she masturbates herself furiously to orgasm while begging for a load of cum. Watch the movies.

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Beautiful girl. Great facial. Thank God she plucks her eyebrows because I could see them getting totally out of hand…

Girls raised in a different cultural background sometimes have issues with their sexuality, and are reserved and shy when it comes to, say, sucking cock and taking a load of cum on their faces in front of a camera. But sometimes they rebel against their stifling, religious upbringing. Those girls I like, because they’ll do anything. Any-fucking-thing. And who really gives a fuck if they regret it when they’re older?

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Pics this time, for all the folks that bitched to me about having to download 4MB movies. This update features young Madeline, fresh from her mouth-fucking juicy facial at Cum Fiesta.

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Some slightly off-topic movies, but tough shit. I like redheads and I like big flopping tits. Therefore it stands to reason that I’m going to like Alissa, and new all-natural big tit amateur just added to Big Naturals. There are four movies in this gallery, each a minute in length.

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Big tits and a pretty face opens up a lot of options. Which to fuck? Which to ejaculate on? Sometimes the most rewarding decisions are also the toughest to make. With Alissa, I’d blow on her tits and have her lick them off…

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Sweet gallery today with four sixty-second movies of bronze-skinned blonde Latina Nicky whooping it up under the Brazilian sun. And taking a facial.

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This bitch is going to help me forget about the shitty winter that’s heading towards me.

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Here’s a half dozen movie galleries from Big League Facials to hold you over while I collect content for my next movie update.

Jamie Huxley smiles after getting a big glob of cum on her chin
Lindsay Layne gets a faceful of jizz after riding a hard cock on the sofa
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Memphis gets cum drenched from a huge cock
Holly Wellins tastes a load of cum after a hardcore fucking
Mary Jane rides a big schlong before it drops a load on her face

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