Cum Facials for September, 2005

Its been a quiet weekend here. I’ve been mostly busy with getting stuff ready to pack for the move next weekend, but I’ve found time to fit a few things in.

First, I redid the main index page for The Facial Shrine to match the look of the page(s) you’re currently looking at. THAT bitch took forever… but now that I’ve got it done, I’ll be redoing our daily facial gallery page to match as well. Hope to have it done before next weekend.

Secondly, I’ve put yet another site up at Facial Amateurs, called – simply enough – Facial Movies & Pictures. There’s not a lot there yet, but it will be added to our daily updates as soon as I hire someone to run it The site looks great, so go appreciate it.

Ahoy, me mateys! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day, and yer favourite gentlemen o’ fortune is ‘ere to give ya the lowdown on a bit ‘o internet booty by the name of Facial Abuse.

This treasure ain’t be suitin’ no lily-livered sprogs, aye, for it be created by the meanest son of a biscuit eater north of the Caribbean, a cruel, heartless buccanneer named Duke Skywalker. This curr thinks nothin’ o’ brandishin’ ‘is manhood like a cat ‘o nine tails, without mercy, aye, across the face of some poor lass, and then settin’ his mate on keel haulin’ the damnedable wench, leavin’ ‘er settin’ t’ drown in an ocean of their own creatin’.

There is no savin’ these poor castaways, best ye can hope for is a good view of the spectacle. Yargh!

Ye landlubbers be clickin’ here to see the records of this corsair’s wi’ a wannion swashbucklin’. ‘Tis all here – the movies, the pictures, all the evidence ye be needin’ to send this curr to Davey Jone’s locker. Just mind that yer not forced to drink his foul grog! Yo-ho-ho!

Enter Facial Abuse – where wenches be gettin’ keelhauled by mangy sea-currs! Yargh!

Five mpegs of beefy ass ebony teen Dawn being slapped around by a big cock in this movie gallery.

I’ve often wondered how a guy gets a cock that big. Some of the beasts I see in my daily round are fucking huge. I’m not tiny, but my dick isn’t the size of my forearm, either. So I’m wondering, if a chick likes getting mercilessly reamed by twelve or more inches of hard meat, should I just ram my arm up her cunt? Make a fist and slam it in up to my elbow. Want a big, black cock honey? I’ll wear a fucking glove.

If you’re into seeing petite teens getting their orifices stretched to the ripping point, you’d be best served by checking out Dangerous Dongs. Lots of amateur girls begging for mercy at the wrong end of a monster dick. More free clips, too.

See more lip-stretching penetration at Dangerous Dongs.

If you’re interested in increasing the length, thickness and hardness of your penis, read the free information available at Size Genetics for a program that guarantees results.

There are five mpegs of cute coed cum girl Kylie in this teen facial movie gallery.

Kylie works as a coffee girl (whatever the hell that is. Must be an American thing ), and she said, “getting a facial, for me, is like Christmas.” Yeah, she really said that. I almost spit my coffee out when I heard her spew that gem.

She’s cute, likes cum, and she’s brain dead. A good, workable combination of attributes.

Kylie is one of the dozens of exclusive amateurs at Cum Girls. They all suck cock and love cum, and none of them are brain surgeons, so you’ll never have to worry about them saying anything more intelligent than “Fuck me harder!”

See more teen facial movies at Cum Girls

There’s nothing like getting your dick sucked under a clear blue sky with the sun shining down on you. If you’re getting your dick sucked by a stunning, tanned Latina beauty like Dominique, then all the better.

Here’s a gallery with five mpegs of this luscious latina doing the deed on a beach. In Brazil. There’s a BIG facial cumshot in the last movie.

For glorious sun and cum drenched Brazilian cock worshippers, you’ll want to visit Mike In Brazil. Dozens of exclusive girls plucked right of the beaches of Brazil, each with over 40 minutes of movies optimized for both broadband and dial-up connections, and they all can be downloaded right to your computer for later viewing at your convenience.

See more at MIKE IN BRAZIL

I just FINALLY wrapped up making a shit load of new pages featuring three extreme sites. After all that work, damn straight I’m linking them up here.

Twelve cum splattered bitches in these facial abuse pics.
A dirty dozen ebony hotties covered in man splat from ghetto gaggers.

For movie fans, I’ve got three clips of brunette teen Julea London (see thumb image at left) getting throat fucked and drowned in spunk.

Recently, The Facial Shrine has gained sole ownership of the internet domain Amateur Facials. This new aquisitions will focus on amateur facials, natch .

After a short period of time needed to bring the sites up to par and fix bad links, we will be adding them to our daily update rotation.

The Facial Shrine is proud¹ to bring you these new facial sites, and we believe they have great potential in advancing our growth. We look forward to bringing you the greatest variety of facials, cumshots, and blowjobs available.

Watch for future news as we go nuts and buy up lots more shit.

Out of the blue, here’s a couple of pics of ghetto whore Venus lying in a pool of cum.

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Naomi is a hot piece of ass who’s engaged to be married. Her fiance has no idea that she’s doing this (but I’m sure he’ll find out soon enough, stupid bitch). For some fucked up reason, Naomi wanted to do something crazy before she got married, and I think this qualifies as completely-out-of-your-mind-stupid-ass-bitch-kiss-your-future-goodbye crazy. You can click these pics to make them bigger.

See All Of Naomi’s Facial Abuse Here

Taking two cocks in her pussy at the same time, sucking two dicks at once, getting face fucked until she was a wet pile of puke, and taking 3 loads to the face is pretty fucking crazy. I’d say the dumb bitch succeeded.

Never one to back down from taking things just a little too far, Facial Abuse turns formerly sweet, inexperienced amateurs into sobbing, drooling, cum-covered wrecks.

As some of you may already know, today is the birthday of a very close friend of mine. Please join me in wishing Jack Daniel a happy 155th. His Old No. 7™ and myself have been through quite a bit together over the years, and I plan on raising a few glasses to him this weekend.

Although no-one is sure of his exact date of birth, as mentioned on the JACK DANIEL’S™ website (see below), the first of September is close enough for me.

A town fire that destroyed courthouse records and conflicting headstone dates on Mr. Jack’s and his mother’s graves have left Mr. Jack’s exact date of birth in question. All that’s certain is the month of September. But, for an American icon like Mr. Jack, one day isn’t enough time to celebrate his life, anyway.

Happy birthday, Jack!

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