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The Blowjobless Rate

August 30, 2005 @ 7:20 am · Filed under General, Oral

According to respected news source The Onion, the blowjobless rate in the United States has hit an all-time high. From Labor Secretary Elaine Chao:

“Cutbacks in oral services have left 55 million Americans unsatisfied,” Chao said. “Although June saw a promising jump in the age 15-19 demographic, with many teenagers finding summer blowjobs, almost 82 percent of married men are completely blowjobless.”

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