I Cum More Than You
So I get an email from some irate bitch screaming at me that I post pictures of guys coming on girls’ faces because I’m impotent, I’m gay, I can’t get off, I’m fat and alone, etc., etc. Typical lesbian psycho-rant shit. So what I did was, I dusted off my trusty vidcam (a big old full-sized VHS RCA job) and did a quick vid of myself whacking off for this dyke bitch.
I’ll be sending her the address to this page right after I get the vid posted. I’m warning you guys, its just a vid of me jerking out a (rather large) load, so feel free to skip it. Heterosexual porn is queued up and ready to roll in a few short minutes.
Movie: I Cum More Than You
There you go, Michelle. Lick those huge hairy balls and imagine that beast buried in your throat when it shoots. Send your hubby to this site so he can feed you what you want, then have him go here to get you the fat dick you crave.
Jason Said,
July 20, 2005 @ 8:46 pm
You lying piece of shit asshole. That alleged video of you has been floating around P2P and the internet for ten years. Shit, everyone has seen the guy with the mongo balls who cums too much, and he isn’t you.
garce Said,
July 21, 2005 @ 3:11 am
Oh fucking lighten up, buddy. Of course its not me. No need to have a stroke over it.
1) The email was real. I get them every day. Michelle happened to get me at a bad time.
2) She doesn’t know its not me - which was the point of the post.
3) My balls aren’t that big. Thank God. Neither do I cum that much. I DO get close at times.
4) The video is fake. The dude’s got a tube running up the front of his dick.
5) Why the fuck you watchin’ a vid of a guy jerking off? I warned the guys that it was a whack off vid.
Feel free to let everyone you know that I’m a lying piece of shit asshole. I’m cool with that.