Dumb Bitch
I’ve been getting a lot of email concerning my “Small Penis” article (Astute visitors contact me by clicking on the “webmaster link” on the bottom right of this page – even though its easier and quicker to just post a response to whatever article you’re interested in). MOST people got the humour in it, so I’m following it up with one for the guys. This was originally posted by Body from Easy Movies:
If you give your man head and then take your mouth away just when he starts to cum…you are a dumb bitch!
If you think that a lotion you buy on t.v. will “burn your fat away”…you are a dumb bitch!
If you dress sexy and have nice body and then say to your friends, “..and this total dweeb was checking me out…I mean, I don’t know why!”…you are a dumb bitch!
If you make your man excited and then say, “I’m tired, let’s go to sleep”…you are a dumb bitch!
If you think all a guy wants is a slut…you are a dumb bitch! (Sure, they’re good when you’re down, but who wants a slut for a girlfriend or wife?)
If everything you do only gives your man one more reason to want to leave you, but you think he’ll stay because you’ve got the pussy…you are a dumb bitch!
If you teach your man to be nice by denying him sex…you are a dumb bitch!
If you use your body and looks to get everything you want…you are a dumb bitch!
If you tell your man that he is yours alone and he is the best ever, but cheat on him…you are a dumb bitch!
If you lie…you are a dumb bitch!
If you tell your husband that you want to fix things between you two and then go out and sleep with another guy…you are a dumb bitch!
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