The Facial Shrine

Before you get all pissed off and start screaming “shenanigans”, notice the spelling of her last name. If there were any actual videos or pictures of the real Megan Fox getting a facial and being spoon fed a load of cum, you’d be seeing it all over the news.

Nope, this is Megan Foxx, a former amateur trying to make a bigger name for herself in the porn biz. Of course the best way to go about that is by sucking cock, taking a facial, and being spoon fed the load of jizz that’s just been shot across your face.

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My Megan Foxx may not be an ultra glamourous Hollywood movie star (who’s career is rapidly crashing), but she is a very cute and perky natural girl who is almost completely tattoo free.

The above series of video grabs (reduced in quality from their original 1440×960) are from her appearance at Nasty Little Facials.

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I just received my monthly email update from Asia Movie Pass, and it included a link to this marvelous Asian facial masterpiece. The movie, entitled 24 Hour Semen Nurse Bukkake Part 2 focuses on a group of sexy Japanese nurses who take care of their patients by sucking cock, getting facials, and swapping cum.

Clicking on a pic will lead you to the three minute, cum-dripping preview video.

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While trying to catch up with all of the updates I’ve missed recently, I came across gorgeous Brooke while browsing Amateur Allure. This stunning eighteen year old part-time waitress from Pennsylvania stopped me dead in my tracks.

This is the first time that Brooke has shown off her oral skills for the camera, and the little lady is as talented as she attractive.

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As I make my update rounds this week, I’ll have more of Brooke at our Amateur Allure update site Facial Amateurs.

If you can’t wait, click the link below (or one of her images above) to check out one of the hottest first-time cocksuckers I’ve featured on this site.

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This may be more than a little silly, but I like it. The picture below of a somewhat demented looking Sarah Palin with cum dripping out of her mouth was found at Celebrity Worship, my goto place when I need a fucking chuckle.

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Beyond the obviously fake celebrity facials, the site has a huge collection of legit “celeb” sex tapes, fan art, cartoons and nude scenes. Its good for a chuckle, and they also have lots of real celebrity sex and nudity for those times when you don’t feel much like laughing.

If you prefer real celeb facials, check out these three video clips from Alyson Hannigan’s sex tape.

I can’t begin to guess what would possess a young woman – in this case eighteen year old Mayli – to decide that the best decision she could make in her young life would be to have a (very) strange man fuck her throat and cum on her face five days after her eighteenth birthday.

Here, there be issues.

Two weeks after dancing at her senior prom, Mayli decided her initiation into adulthood should involve the Facial Abuse crew filming her while she gets face-fucked by the notorious Bootleg. And its all downhill from here, sweetie…

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For five years running, Facial Abuse has been my main go to site for the the most extreme throat fucking and facials available. Whether the woman being face pounded is a fresh newcomer like Mayli, or a seasoned pro like Gina Lynn, Facial Abuse succeeds in fucking every last remaining ounce of self-worth out of their empty little heads.

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Its been awhile. How’ve you been? Did you miss me? Didn’t think so, so I’ll cut to the chase…

Its no secret that I love Asian girls. To be honest, I also prefer it when the Asian facial or bukkake video I’m watching is not in English. Why would that be? Because I really don’t give a fuck what a slut who is willing to take a few dozen loads on her face has to say – no matter how cute she is. Every unintelligible exclamation and moan of pleasure that escapes their lips translates to “Garce! Blow your load on my sweet teen face!” At least in my addled mind.

Pictured below is Runa Anzai – a “dick sucking lady who loves to clean up.” AND blow cum bubbles. Click a pic to view her video.

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First, a disclaimer: By no stretch of the imagination is Mio Shirayuki (pictured below in the Japanese bukkake DVD Schoolgirl Bukkake) an actual schoolgirl. Born two days before Christmas in 1985, Mio’s schoolgirl days are way behind her. Its kinda sad that I know these things, but that’s irrelevant.

The Japanese just won’t give up the fantasy, and have to dress their women up in misleading costumes before dumping numerous loads of cum on their faces. Its called cosplay, and our Asian friends often take things to extremes – extremes like trying to pawn off a twenty-four year old woman as a schoolgirl. Click a pic to watch Mio’s video.

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For the Japanese, reality is something easily overlooked. Just look at their history books for numerous examples. This former tyrant nation tries to sell the whole “polite, subservient” vibe, but – just as they did during World War II – they fail miserably.

Unable to take over the world, they’re reduced to taking out their frustrations on the faces of their female citizens for the amusement of the us porn lovers. And I fucking love it.

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Well, this is different. My favourite ebony facials site – Ghetto Gaggers – has actually decided to feature a rather attractive woman for a change. Rest assured, though, that they treat the pretty ones with the same lack of regard as they treat the filthiest ghetto whores.

Lux (pictured below) contacted Ghetto Gaggers as she wanted to “test her limits”. I have no idea what must happen to you in life to make you want to see how far you can take cock down your throat before you choke on it, but I’d have no site if it wasn’t for damaged goods like this gorgeous woman.

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Lux’s full GG video is a hair over forty-three minutes in length, and is accompanied by 447 hi-res images. Of course, you don’t have to download the whole thing at once – shorter “highlight” clips are also available (as are versions for your portable device).

As always, I’m going to mention that with your membership to Ghetto Gaggers’ fine collection of ebony facial harlots, you’ll also receive access to Facials Abuse, Latina Abuse, Sperm Suckers – and every other site these guys run. Each site is distinct, regularly updated with exclusive facial and cum swallowing content and – most important – devoid of shenanigans.

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Nala showed up for her Facial Abuse shoot thinking she was some kind of “extreme” bitch – having already shot a face-fucking scene for another website. Someone should have told the girl that sometimes its better not to issue a challenge, no matter how casually that challenge is uttered.

Three minutes into this shoot she ran stumbling into the bathroom to regain her composure, but Nala’s need for acceptance overpowered any sense of dignity she had left and the poor, stupid girl came crawling back for more.

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She had all these bracelets on her arm, and each one signified something. I wonder which ones meant, ugly, stupid, dumb, trailer trash, and titless.

Having (barely) survived her initial face fucking, Nala quietly bends over and is introduced the joys of double penetration before she gets tossed back onto her back and takes three loads aimed straight at her open, cum hungry mouth. Unfortunately for Nala, their aim was off and she takes the jizz in her eyes instead. Oh, well. Sucks to be a whore.

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This is one of the hotter Japanese bukkake videos I’ve had the pleasure of watching. Teen JAV girl Mongu Ran plays a young waitress in this compilation video clip from Waitress Semen, in which she devours sperm in ways only the Japanese can imagine.

Starting off by giving head to a dildo with her mouth full of cum, Mongu moves onto lunching on cum-covered noodles, drinking cum out of a glass, licking – and rubbing her cute face in – a serving tray covered with jizz, engages in a bit of cum-gargling, and ends up receiving multiple, massive bukkake facials. Click the image to watch the video.

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Waitress Semen is a new Japanese bukkake video featured at Asia Movie Pass – the leading North American Japanese DVD download site. With videos ranging from cute teens into bikinis to the wildest bukkake scenes ever recorded, AMP updates with five new full Asian DVDs each day, and has just introduced BluRay video downloads.

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